Not a robot. Just barely functioning.
This tee is for those who look futuristic but are actually running on low battery and bad decisions. The back says “D-BOT,” but don’t get it twisted—this isn’t advanced tech. It’s survival mode with extra steps.
On the front, Duckbot floats through life armed with gadgets, zero instructions, and questionable confidence. Half machine, half duck, fully confused. Built to adapt. Programmed to procrastinate.
It’s chaotic. It’s minimal. It makes sense somehow.
A uniform for people who are expected to evolve but are still buffering.
Oversized, effortless, emotionally offline.
🤖 Not intelligent.
🦆 Just winging it.
🖤 FAWL energy.
