Do not talk to me in lowercase.
This tee is for anyone who wakes up mad for no reason and needs matcha to become a functioning human. Featuring a grumpy little creature soaking in a bowl of green therapy, this design perfectly captures that pre-caffeine personality: silent, judgmental, and emotionally unavailable.
The back says “GRUMPY UNTIL MATCHA” because it’s not an attitude problem—it’s a beverage issue. The front keeps it chill with a cozy illustration, because rage looks better when it’s cute.
This shirt does not fix your mood.
It warns people about it.
Oversized, comfy, and extremely accurate.
Wear it before your first sip, during your first sip, or while actively avoiding conversation.
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🚫 No small talk before activation.
