No warning. Just roasted.
This tee is for people who walked into life confident and left a little crispy. The back says it straight: “DUCK! I GOT ROASTED.” No metaphor needed. It already happened.
On the front, the duck lies defeated on a plate—fully served, zero excuses. Not dramatic. Just honest. Sometimes you’re not the joke-teller. You’re the punchline.
It’s blunt. It’s dark. It’s uncomfortably relatable.
A uniform for anyone who’s been humbled by reality, group chats, or Monday mornings.
Oversized, deadpan, and emotionally medium-well.
🦆 Not lucky.
🔥 Just roasted.
🖤 FAWL energy.
