No hero. Just underpaid and confused.
This tee is for those who look heroic from afar but are actually just doing their best. The bold back text says it all: “NO HERO, JUST UNDERWEAR AND BLANKET.” Because saving the world sounds cool, but staying in bed sounds better.
On the front, Super Bear stands proud—cape on, belly out, zero plans. He’s not here to fight villains. He’s here to survive the day, one nap at a time.
It’s ironic. It’s comfy. It’s painfully relatable.
A uniform for people who are tired of pretending they have it together.
Oversized, chill, and emotionally accurate.
🦸♂️ Not a hero.
🛌 Just cozy.
🖤 FAWL energy.
